Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Tips from a tight wad

Uses for Alberto V05 Conditioning Hairdressing a cheap solution

Prevent silver from tarnishing.
Apply a thin coat of Alberto VO5 Conditioning Hairdressing with a soft cloth to clean, polished, dry silver candlesticks, picture frames, silver sets, and other decorative items. Wipe off excess leaving behind a very thin, virtually invisible, protective coating. VO5¹s organic protectants actually prevent tarnishing.

Remove a ring stuck on a finger.
Rub on a little Alberto VO5 Conditioning Hairdressing, then hold your hand up toward the ceiling to drain the blood from the area, and slide off the ring.

Make cleaning up after painting or doing a messy auto grease job easy.
Lightly coating your hands with Alberto VO5 Conditioning Hairdressing before painting or fixing the car, allows you to clean them off afterward without harsh solvents.

Soften your feet.
Before going to bed, coat your feet with Alberto VO5 Conditioning Hairdressing and put on a pair of socks.

Prevent spray paint from sticking in your hair.
Before spray painting, slick a dab of Alberto VO5 Conditioning Hairdressing the size of a quarter over your hair so you can wash away the paint more easily.

Prevent static electricity in your hair.
Comb a dab of Alberto VO5 Conditioning Hairdressing through your hair

Protect your scalp during a permanent.
Rub some Alberto VO5 Conditioning Hairdressing into the scalp before giving yourself a perm.

Minimize drying out your hair in a chlorinated pool.
Rub a long dab of Alberto VO5 Conditioning Hairdressing through your hair before taking a swim.

Prevent hair coloring from dying your skin.
Dab a little Alberto VO5 Conditioning Hairdressing on your forehead and around the hairline and ears to help keep the color from staining your skin.

Remove makeup.
A dab of Alberto VO5 Conditioning Hairdressing on a tissue or cotton ball gently removes makeup.

Glitter your face for a holiday party.
Rub in a little Alberto VO5 Conditioning Hairdressing onto your cheeks, then dust lightly with glitter.

Moisturize your face.
Rub in a little Alberto VO5 Conditioning Hairdressing in the lines around your eyes to help prevent dry lines.

Remove an adhesive bandage painlessly.
Rub in a little Alberto VO5 Conditioning Hairdressing into the bandage wings, wait a few minutes, then peel off.

Soothe chapped lips and skin.
Rub in a small amount of Alberto VO5 Conditioning Hairdressing.

Soothe your legs after shaving.
Rub some Alberto VO5 Conditioning Hairdressing into your skin after the bath or shower to make your legs feel velvety smooth.

Make zippers glide easily.
Rub a little Alberto VO5 Conditioning Hairdressing into the teeth of the zipper.

Condition leather.
If you¹re all out of mink oil, substitute Alberto VO5 Conditioning Hairdressing.

Protect leather shoes and boots from winter salt and ice.
Rub in Alberto VO5 Conditioning Hairdressing.

Shine vinyl and patent leather shoes.
Rub in a little Alberto VO5 Conditioning Hairdressing, then buff.

Protect your dog or cat¹s paw pads.
Rub in a little Alberto VO5 Conditioning Hairdressing before sending your pet outdoors

Prevent shoes from squeaking.
Give squeaky shoes a coat of Alberto VO5 Conditioning Hairdressing.

Detangle and shine a dog¹s coat.
Comb in a small amount of Alberto VO5 Conditioning Hairdressing.

Prevent cat hair balls and static electricity on your cat¹s coat.
Rub in a little Alberto VO5 Conditioning Hairdressing. (Don¹t worry if your cat licks its fur; Albert VO5 Conditioning Hairdressing is natural and non-toxic.)

Shine a horse¹s hooves.
Rub in a little Alberto VO5 Conditioning Hairdressing.

Prevent a leather saddle from drying out.
Rub in a little Alberto VO5 Conditioning Hairdressing.

Detangle a horse¹s mane and tail.
Brush in a little Alberto VO5 Conditioning Hairdressing.

Stop windows from sticking in their tracks.
Lubricate the tracks with a little Alberto VO5 Conditioning Hairdressing.

Lubricate pipe joints.
A thin layer of Alberto VO5 Conditioning Hairdressing on pipe connections will make them fit together more easily.

Prevent nuts and bolts from rusting together.
Lubricate the nuts and bolts with a dab of Alberto VO5 Conditioning Hairdressing before screwing them together.

Prevent tools from rusting.
Give your tools a light coat of Alberto VO5 Conditioning Hairdressing.

Stop a faucet from screeching.
Remove the handle and stem, coat both sets of metal threads with Alberto VO5 Conditioning Hairdressing, and replace.

Stop refrigerator racks from sticking.
Coat the edges of the racks with a thin layer of Alberto VO5 Conditioning Hairdressing so the racks glide easily.

Prevent squeaky door hinges.
Apply a little bit of Alberto VO5 Conditioning Hairdressing.

Lubricate furniture drawers.
Rub in a little Alberto VO5 Conditioning Hairdressing on the casters of drawers so they slide open and shut easily.

Keep shower curtains gliding easily.
Apply a thin coat of Alberto VO5 Conditioning Hairdressing to the curtain rod.

Prevent sliding doors on a medicine cabinet from sticking.
Rub a little Alberto VO5 Conditioning Hairdressing onto the glides.

Clean wooden knick-knacks and other wood objects.
Lightly coat the wood with Alberto VO5 Conditioning Hairdressing, then buff.

Avoid splattering paint on windows, hinges, doorknobs, and lock latches.
Coat them with Alberto VO5 Conditioning Hairdressing to prevent paint from adhering to the surfaces. After painting, wipe clean with a cloth.

Hide scratches on wood furniture.
Put a dab of Alberto VO5 Conditioning Hairdressing on a clean, soft cloth, then buff the spot.

Prevent wood paneling from drying out.
Just rub on Alberto VO5 Conditioning Hairdressing with a clean, soft cloth, and buff well, giving the paneling a soft glow.

Remove candles wax drippings from candlestick holders.
Coat the candlestick holders with Alberto VO5 Conditioning Hairdressing before inserting the candles.

Make a stainless steel sink sparkle.
Shine the sink with a dab of Alberto VO5 Conditioning Hairdressing on a soft cloth.

Shine chrome faucets, handles, and car bumpers.
Put a little Alberto VO5 Conditioning Hairdressing on a soft, dry cloth and buff lightly.

Clean plant leaves.
Apply a small dab of Alberto VO5 Conditioning Hairdressing to the leaves with a soft cloth.

Break in a baseball glove.
Rub the center of the glove with Alberto VO5 Conditioning Hairdressing, place a baseball in the glove, fold the mitt around it, and secure with rubber bands. Tuck the glove under a mattress overnight.

Lubricate roller skates, skateboard wheels, and bicycle chains.
Use a dab of Alberto VO5 Conditioning Hairdressing.

Prevent a sailboat¹s spinnaker pole fittings from jamming or sticking.
Lubricate with Alberto VO5 Conditioning Hairdressing.

Make golf clubs shine.
Clean the shafts with a dab of Alberto VO5 Conditioning Hairdressing on a clean cloth.  

Rub a little Alberto VO5 Conditioning Hairdressing on your leather shoes and boots when the snow hits. This provides a coating that protects the leather from the damaging salt and ice. Periodically reapply.

Shine your patent leather and vinyl shoes by rubbing a small amount of Alberto VO5 on them and then buffing. The shine will be so amazing you may buy it just for this use.


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3 comments:

TechnoBabe said...

That is a pretty big list of things to use VO5. I particularly like the ring removal. I already use vaseline on my feet at night. But some of the other uses are helpful. Good one, Berni.

janeywan said...

If the VO5 makers know all this they'll charge double!

Liz said...

Good grief!